curious, not creepy.

September 30, 2009, 11:16 pm
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went to colorado last weekend. weird place.

but i got to do a project through maxed art while i was there, which was really fun. people in different cities took 27 images with disposable cameras which will soon be available for all to see. i’ll keep you posted. but for now, here are my favorites and some more highlights can be found here.



hot dogs.


cone head.
September 19, 2009, 11:09 am
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mulder got fixed on thursday. he currently has a cone on his head. something he was not pleased about, but has kind of become ok with..  

cone head

cone head 4

cone head 2

..kind of.

perks of art school.
September 15, 2009, 7:03 am
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only in art school would it be ok to spend $12 (plus shipping) on a disposable camera that superimposes fairies into the frame with you.  cristin.



 the plan is to make my own kind of cameras that do the same thing. minus the fairies. we’ll see how it goes. but these are my ‘artists proofs.’

the average american eats 60 hot dogs a year…pussies.
September 14, 2009, 8:17 pm
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i have an unusual amount of photos of people eating hot dogs. 

more on the ol’ flickr.

end of the world.
September 10, 2009, 6:28 pm
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my internet was shut down for about the past 5 days, i had to steal it from my neighbor or venture out into the world to track it down. it’s weird to think how dependent we’ve become on it, not having it with ease was such a pain in the ass and lord knows if i don’t check the ol’ facebook the world was going to end. 

but anyways, probably the most annoying part of the whole ordeal was having to call the cox customer service line. why? because you get to talk to a robot woman. now, this sounds like it could be kind of rad in theory but in action it fucking sucks. you have to pick the correct general topic and then filter through them with her from there. and i know that her voice is supposed to be soothing and calming, but all i wanted to do was rip my hair out. especially since there is no return to main menu button or phrase or whatever. 

**HINT– if you’re on the phone with cox and just want to talk to a HUMAN interrupt her and say ‘customer service representative’ or scream ‘I JUST WANT TO TALK OT A FUCKING HUMAN’ and she’ll direct you to one immediately**

once she was actually helping me troubleshoot my internet i became kind of impressed with the whole thing. she could respond to my questions and reset my modem from wherever she is. it’s kind of cool that someone can program something to be so smart. but then i started getting creeped out about robots taking over the world and such. i’ve realized that i like the idea of robots because in my head they look like cute little objects like this:

or like this:





































but what they’ll probably end up being like is this:

and i’m not the biggest fan of that idea. at all. 

moral of the story – we’re fucked.

kitty mama.
September 8, 2009, 8:37 am
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mulder the bee

whatever, it’s cute and you all fucking know it.

fuzzy memories.
September 6, 2009, 6:43 am
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floating hash brown.

the thing.